SHOPPING TRIP!!

I know am supposed to post ccg party pictures. ITS FLOODED! And im supposed to come up with a short video to summarise what happen on that day.

Meanwhile, i'll post up long overdue photos. WOAAAHH!! I BOMBED MYSELF FROM THE SHOPPING TRIP! its great having a wondeful navigator beside you..........

i introduce to you PANG.

Actually he's named WEI PENG. but im too lazy because his name sounds tongue challenging so i thought of calling him PENG but it sounds very chinese and i don't like. Im not forsaking my roots but am just too cool being my americanish jessica alba style.

So i stayed up all night to think of a name for him.....and then i heard this loud sound from the shooting of crows... PAAAANNGGGGGGGG!! there there.. what a cute sound effect.

He was named PANG after that. If you can't seem to make out the pronounciation, removed "B" from "BANG" and replace it with "P".

I've been calling him that since last year (around the time when i was crown the hottie)

Don'cha realise my figure is getting better each minute? no, am not on crack. HA HA HA! my assuring laughter.

HAPPY NEW YEAR BARRRFFF

 HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL! its been long since ive last blog. Been too busy preparing for my new year party and co hosting a birthday party. I'll blog about it once the photos and videos are ready. PINKY PROMISE.

Yesterday, I attended my church new year countdown party. Theme is SAFARI NIGHT.

I was really worn out cause the night before was OUR CCGANG NEW YEAR PARTY. IT WAS FREAKING FUN AND GAY I TELL YOU! i'll blog in my next entry accompanied with gaytarded video haahahah.

For yesterday Safari Night, we're to come properly dress and there'll be penalty for those not dressed to theme. Me and Weipeng born naturally smartasses had no time to design our outfit so we had to crack our brains like nuts to think of great idea such that we will stand out yet not recieve any forfeit.

MY SUGGESTIONS:
1. Dress up like prom night...i'll not look ugly and haggard. Still as hot and mind-blowing. When questioned, i just say im here for a MISS UNIVERSE competition and it's held in SAFARI.

2. Wear totally tattered looking clothes and i have plenty at home. When questioned, i just say im an illegal immigrant happened to come across SAFARI.

3. Shanghai Tourist.. easy and no touch up required. Just a pair of binoculars (spell?) and some garlic looking necklaces with retro camera.

MY PICK: shanghai tourist with a pinch of SHANGHAI accent. WOAH

Heres the list of characters that night....

BEST DRESSED:  AMY THE TIGER (the one with the most stickers)

MOST CREATIVE: BAT

MOST SPORTING: GIRAFFE (considering he has got his face drawn like lalalalala)

Weipeng (center) was really gayish.. he's supposed to act as my GRANDFATHER...but the way he behaved that night was so gay..trying to be auntie lucy makes me wanna disown him bad.

On the far right is VICTOR.. he never fails to crack me bad.

I've never seen such an enjoyment coming from a human after being beaten by a bat. refering to photo below.

WOAH LOOK AT MY SLENDER JESSICA ALBA LEGS.... I CAN'T STOP SALIVATING!

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!

VICTOR SAYS: I SEE YOU PEEEE

In this entry, there's nothing much to post about really. Just photos. In my next entry, there'll be more words. Before i end, i shall post two hot photos for you to fantasize.

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ARE BIG BREASTED WOMEN MORE INTELLIGENT?

Many have stereotyped that big breasted women are less intelligent than their small breasted counterparts.

There are many big breasted celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Carmen Electra, Kim Smith, Michelle Lombardo, angelina jolie etc..labelled as bimbos.

According to dictionary,

"bimbo: an offensive term for an attractive woman who is regarded as unintelligent and shallow"

The image that big breasted women are less intelligent than small chested women have been reinforced in several platforms like comic strips and television programmes. AGREE? for example, in the movie "Confessions of a Shopaholic", isla fisher acted as a college graduate who was employed as a journalist. She made many blunders in life and end up being bankrupt. How was she potrayed in the show? Checklist.

1. Blonde Hair  -----------------    check
2. Big Breast   -------------------   check

In contrast, smart women are depicted as dark haired color with small chest. Take the movie Harry Potter for example. Emma Watson grew three sizes in the front for Harry Potter movie as reported..meaning she originally started off in media industry not as blossomed. Checklist

1. Blonde -------------------- wrong. brown hair
2. Big Breast ----------------- wrong, A CUP.

"In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pair of double d's. Flim director David Yates said that "it's not that we were upset with actress Emma Watson's shortcomings. She's has huge talents in some areas, but just not all of them that are needed to help promote a movie to teens and young adult males (and dirty old men)." - main idea is emma watson isn't massive in the front.

Again, actress selected for hermione role isn't any random big chested girl.

So big breasted woman are less intelligent? It's time we relook again at this notion.

Actually i was spark off by this casual remark made by my friend about me... "oh man, stop being a bimb"..it didn't affected me at all but i was quite curious about her definition of bimbo. That eventually lead me to do a thorough research.

I've done IQ tests before and i stood above average. Im not sure how accurate each tests is but there're about 200 questions for each tests..which i believe should be judgemental enough. I don't have massive fronts by the way, but enough to make me a confident lady. (;

I kiss brad

 okay that was a random title though kissing brad is a mundane routine for me. for those who read my xanga for the first time,

im in love with brad and he's totally into me. we live in a little cottage with loch ness monster as our pet. we're cool and ure not. kidding!

I regretted chopping off my rapunzel-like hair. But one thing fortunate is that, my hair growth is equivalent to weeds growth. GAY FAST!

I chopped my hair in end september nearing october. Considering its only around 2 months from then, my hair is shoulder length now. Don't believe? Here's an award-winning photo.

Did you see the difference? It was only ear length that time and not even 1/3 touching my shoulder. Right now, its almost a centimetre down my shoulder.

Oh yes, im trying to flaunt my hair here in case you're oblivious. hahaha! my friends were telling me how long they took to grow their hair without cutting or trimming and some even took 4 years to grow to boobs length. WOAAH! i freaakeeenn adore my hair!

key to growing long and thick hair

1. Wake up at 3am everyday and do prancing on the stop for an hour

2. Eat stale bread with 100 maggots spawning like mad (woah im using spawning..im addicted to mapling right now)

3. Apply hot glue onto your hair and make sure your entire scalp is covered.

4. During brushing of teeth, spit only 1/4 of the contents. The remaining, eat it.

5. Occasionally, stop breathing for 3 minutes. Catch a breath again and repeat spontaneously.

REMEMBER, NO PAIN NO GAIN!

Wenjia's birthday was last sunday and both joyce and I planned some gay surprise for her which im too sick of typing it here. HAHHAA! it was retarded because we made a scene in the entire bus.

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Im suffering from sunburn on my nose........its sheding skin!

On tuesday, i went running 2.4km under the hot sun and almost died.

Following day, ccgang went for cycling in east coast park for more than 10,000km. Not kidding...we cycle for around 3hrs starting from 1.30pm when the sun is killer.

The next day, i went basketballing with zhiheng and gang, dawn and weiying. OMGNESS, WEIYING SHOOTING SKILLS IS KILLER... AND DAWN who claims she score all balls by luck is gay.

i'll blog next time. time for rolling. don't stop me.

Concealed within

I was taking a nap just now and got jolted off my bed by my mom. Pretty inspired to doodle something....there's just this emptiness inside me which lead me into painting this poster below. good gracious! i haven't lose my psp skills. TEEHEEEE

Today, im going to tell you guys a dark secret of mine.

A few days ago, this friend of mine asked "when will you ever settle down into a serious relationship?"..

Now, he's not the first. I'm going to make a serious confession now.

Belt on?

There's reason why i don't get into a relationship and don't wanna stay committed.

Ive been single for the whole of my life and probably the next half of my life.

I'm not turn on by guys but sometimes by girls like megan fox, jeslin, weilin, fmia, (okay, i love extremes hahaha)

I don't wanna go against my beloved God's will but i don't wanna change my nature either.

My mom's probably gonna cry reading this.

I have high testerone level...never osterogen level judging from my 6pcs.

Do you still not get it why im single?

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........just curvy (:

HAHAHA! PUNK'D YA!!!! BOOOOOOOO! i wasted 3 mins of your life..for slowpokes, maybe 10 mins. GO GET A LIFEEE!!!